All T-Shirts
Ander and the Octopus!
$50.00
"Believe it or not, it was a Rabbit named Ander that initiated the infamous alliance with the Octopodes. It was their mutual disdain for the Squirrels that fueled this alliance...
Psynda and the Psychobot Feral Fish
$50.00
"To the North of Ferchett's Island, there lies a rather large body of water called the Creotic Sea. This particular body of water houses some of the most dangerous creatures...
Thermando Fish!
$50.00
"Thermando Fish has spent most of his life scouring the Creotic Sea in search of JackBërd. As a young fry, little Thermando's family and friends were desecrated by JackBërd and...
Squinston
$50.00
"For those of you that don't know, Carkayous is swarming with creatures whose only goal in life is to devour Squirrel Meat. That's not much different than it is back...
Kylan and the Killer Whale
$50.00
"For the majority of Kylan's life he was picked on by the rest of the local Feral Fish. Mostly because he was small, but also because he refused to partake...
Milly the Goat and his Melody Fish
$50.00
"Milly stumbled across Killick Falls lagoon years before the inevitable invasion of the Feral Fish. Back then the Lagoon was a beautiful place and all the inhabitants enjoyed a very...
Leche De Tigre
$24.95
This wild new design by Jesse Smith was inspired by his recent trip to Peru, where he was introduced to the cultural delicacy, ceviche. These high-quality Bella+Canvas shirts come in...
Unicorn Tee by Delai Dzen
$24.95
We bet you’ve never seen a unicorn quite like this before! In collaboration with the Russian new school legend Delai Dzen, these Bella+Canvas features a twist on our favorite mythical...
Jesse Smith: One Trick Pony Tee
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Everyone's favorite one-trick pony is at it again!! Show your undying support of Team Jesse Smith by picking yours up today! Original Illustration by Jesse Smith Charcoal Black Triblend Bella+Canvas...
Cheshire (Cat)erpillar Tee
$24.95
We feel like we’ve seen this Cat(erpillar) before. This exclusive Spring 2021 Collection shirt features one of our most popular designs in a brand new colorway! Fall down the Carkayous rabbit hole...
Mad Scientist Tee
$24.95
You’d have to be mad not to love this amazing shirt by Jesse Smith. This exclusive Spring 2021 Collection shirt features all-new designs in exciting colorways!“Years ago, a group of scientists were...
ZomBee Tee
$24.95
Bring your wardrobe to life with our ZomBee tee. This exclusive Spring 2021 Collection shirt features all-new designs in exciting colorways!“The ZomBee is regarded as one of Carkayous’s most mysterious creatures. They...
Bunny Bird: The Butterfly Eater Tee
$40.00
BUNNY BIRD: THE BUTTERFLY EATER All-over printed unisex tee featuring an original Illustration by Jesse Smith & Dan Hazelton with a regular fit and ribbed crew neck. Shirt runs true...
Eye Infested Interleukin Tee
$40.00
EYE INFESTED INTERLEUKIN All-over printed unisex tee featuring an original Illustration by Jesse Smith & Dan Hazelton with a regular fit and ribbed crew neck. Shirt runs true to size...
Premium Pumpkin Puffer Fish
$40.00
PUMPKIN PUFFER FISH All-over printed unisex tee featuring an original Illustration by Jesse Smith & Dan Hazelton with a regular fit and ribbed crew neck. Shirt runs true to size...
Lopping Owl Women's Tee
$24.95
The Lopping Owl is a creature that holds Carkayous’s deepest, darkest secrets. They were first discovered by Jesse while exploring Durken Forest and have an uncanny ability to mimic human...
Limited Edition Pea Cock Tee
$60.00
LIMITED EDITION PEA COCK The Pea Cock is a gentle, friendly creature that naturally seeks out companionship from others. When first discovered, Jesse and his team immediately became captivated by their...
One Trick Pony Essential Tee
$24.95
Introducing a brand new One Trick Pony tee in this exciting gold and black colorway! Keep your eyes peeled for more variations in the future. Original Illustration by Jesse Smith...
Defund The Media Tee
$24.95
Featuring artwork by Scott Irwin. Rebel against your corporate media overlords and grab one of these shirts today! Retail fit 100% Cotton Runs true to size
Limited Edition Side Bite Zombie Tee
$60.00
A virus has spread throughout the Continent of Carkayous creating Jesse Smith and Dan Hazelton's Side Bite Zombie! “Every 9.2 years a virus spreads throughout Carkayous infecting almost 25% of...
One Trick Pony Spring Logo Tee
$24.95
We love our logo! That’s why we’re offering this vibrant new colorway as part of the Spring 2021 Collection. Our designs are printed on Bella + Canvas shirts and feature original...
Premium Tadpole
$40.00
TADPOLE INTERLEUKIN All-over printed unisex tee featuring an original Illustration by Jesse Smith & Dan Hazelton with a regular fit and ribbed crew neck. Shirt runs true to size and...
Loose Screw Tattoo Black Monochrome
$24.95
Check out the shirt everyone is talking about featuring the favorite lunatic screw! Be sure to pick one up today! Original Illustration by Jesse Smith & Dan Hazelton Retail fit...
Seahorse Interleukin Tee
$40.00
SEAHORSE All-over printed unisex tee featuring an original Illustration by Jesse Smith & Dan Hazelton with a regular fit and ribbed crew neck. Shirt runs true to size and is...
Mean Green Interleukin Tee
$40.00
MEAN GREEN INTERLEUKIN All-over printed unisex tee featuring an original Illustration by Jesse Smith & Dan Hazelton with a regular fit and ribbed crew neck. Shirt runs true to size...
Just Screw It Tee
$24.95
Just Screw It! Retail fit 100% Cotton Runs true to size
Heraldry Tee
$24.95
HERALDRY "Straight from Carkayos, we have the Heraldry coat of arms!" Original Illustration by Jesse Smith, Lettering by Greg "Craola" Simkins 100% Cotton Anvil, soft, slim fit T-Shirt
Vagitarian
$24.95
Everyone knows a vagitarian. Maybe it's you, maybe it's your partner, or maybe you just hate vegetables. Make a statement and let the world know where you stand with our...
Limited Edition Hornless Rulkin Tee
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THE HORNLESS RULKIN "The Hornless Rulkin, standing roughly 2.5’ tall, these little guys have little trouble finding food. On the contrary, their food typically finds them. Apparently their saliva puts...
Limited Edition Bunny Bird Interleukin Tee
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LIMITED EDITION BUNNY BIRD: THE BUTTERFLY EATER"With an obsession for Butterfly guts, the Bunny Bird spends every hour of every day in search of its next fix. It's typically not until...