Products
Ander and the Octopus!
$50.00
"Believe it or not, it was a Rabbit named Ander that initiated the infamous alliance with the Octopodes. It was their mutual disdain for the Squirrels that fueled this alliance...
Bunny Bird: The Butterfly Eater Tee
$40.00
BUNNY BIRD: THE BUTTERFLY EATER All-over printed unisex tee featuring an original Illustration by Jesse Smith & Dan Hazelton with a regular fit and ribbed crew neck. Shirt runs true...
Business Consulting (1 Hour Slots)
$300.00
Location: Google Meet, Loose Screw Tattoo in Richmond, VA Price: $300 per hour Jesse will lend his experience and business expertise to help you achieve your company’s goals. Consulting can...
Cheshire (Cat)erpillar Tee
$24.95
We feel like we’ve seen this Cat(erpillar) before. This exclusive Spring 2021 Collection shirt features one of our most popular designs in a brand new colorway! Fall down the Carkayous rabbit hole...
Chromatose: The Cult of Color 1st Edition
$29.95
"To me, style is when your art is defined by you and your art defines you." -Jesse Smith Unleashing: ChromatoseWe're mad about the Cult of Color! Check out the explosive style of...
Corporate Conspiracy
$19.95
Jesse Smith & Dan Hazelton Collaboration - Print of Corporate Conspiracy. This is a digital collaboration I did with my Bio-Mech master friend, Dan Hazelton. 175 gsm fine art paper...
Defund The Media Tee
$24.95
Featuring artwork by Scott Irwin. Rebel against your corporate media overlords and grab one of these shirts today! Retail fit 100% Cotton Runs true to size
Eye Infested Interleukin Tee
$40.00
EYE INFESTED INTERLEUKIN All-over printed unisex tee featuring an original Illustration by Jesse Smith & Dan Hazelton with a regular fit and ribbed crew neck. Shirt runs true to size...
Gilly: The Golden Acorn Collector
$19.95
Original Illustration by Jesse Smith & Dan HazeltonIn order to escape the ever-growing number of poachers off the coast of the Galápagos Islands, Gilly started venturing west. Out there was...
Heraldry Tee
$24.95
HERALDRY "Straight from Carkayos, we have the Heraldry coat of arms!" Original Illustration by Jesse Smith, Lettering by Greg "Craola" Simkins 100% Cotton Anvil, soft, slim fit T-Shirt
Jesse Smith "Calm Before the Chaos" Seminar
Sold Out
Location: Digital/On-Demand Price: $125 Duration: 2-3 hours This is a three-part seminar (running roughly 2 hours) that was recorded at the Paradise Tattoo Gathering back in Oct. '21 where Jesse discusses:...
Jesse Smith: One Trick Pony Tee
Sold Out
Everyone's favorite one-trick pony is at it again!! Show your undying support of Team Jesse Smith by picking yours up today! Original Illustration by Jesse Smith Charcoal Black Triblend Bella+Canvas...
Just Screw It Beanie
$24.95
Don't brave the elements without the proper headwear. Just Screw It and keep warm this winter with these stylish beanies! • 60% cotton, 40% acrylic • Breathable cotton blend •...
Just Screw It Flat Bill Hat
$29.95
This flat bill hat is a modern take on a classic design. Just Screw It and pick one up today! • 80% Acrylic 20% Wool • Green underbill • Structured,...
Just Screw It Tee
$24.95
Just Screw It! Retail fit 100% Cotton Runs true to size
Just Screw It Tee
$24.95
Just Screw It! Retail fit 100% Cotton Runs true to size
Keater: The Cheese Eater
$19.95
Original Illustration by Jesse Smith & HaloKeater's story runs a bit different than most of the Carkayous characters I've documented in the past. He was actually born in San Francisco...
Kylan and the Killer Whale
$50.00
"For the majority of Kylan's life he was picked on by the rest of the local Feral Fish. Mostly because he was small, but also because he refused to partake...
LaloSmith Canvas Print
$200.00
Featuring collaborative artwork from Jesse Smith and Lalo Yunda, these beautiful 24 x 36 canvas prints come pre-framed and are ready to hang up on your wall. Only 100 have...
LaloSmith Interleukin Pillow
$39.95
Enjoy this permanent and fade proof Jesse Smith and Lalo Yunda artwork pillow with a specially customized color on the back! Treat your couch, bed, and more to a new...
LaloSmith Mural Pillow
$39.95
Enjoy this permanent and fade proof Jesse Smith and Lalo Yunda artwork pillow with a specially customized color on the back!Treat your couch, bed, and more to a new look...
Leche De Tigre
$24.95
This wild new design by Jesse Smith was inspired by his recent trip to Peru, where he was introduced to the cultural delicacy, ceviche. These high-quality Bella+Canvas shirts come in...
Limited Edition Bunny Bird Interleukin Tee
Sold Out
LIMITED EDITION BUNNY BIRD: THE BUTTERFLY EATER"With an obsession for Butterfly guts, the Bunny Bird spends every hour of every day in search of its next fix. It's typically not until...
LIMITED EDITION Chromatose: The Cult of Color 1st Edition
Sold Out
"To me, style is when your art is defined by you and your art defines you." -Jesse Smith Unleashing: ChromatoseWe're mad about the Cult of Color!Check out the explosive style of...
Limited Edition Gunnar Collab Skateboard
Sold Out
Based on a collaboration by Jesse Smith and Gunnar, this beautiful artwork is now available on a limited run of skateboards! Only 100 have been made, and each one is...
Limited Edition Hornless Rulkin Tee
Sold Out
THE HORNLESS RULKIN "The Hornless Rulkin, standing roughly 2.5’ tall, these little guys have little trouble finding food. On the contrary, their food typically finds them. Apparently their saliva puts...
Limited Edition Pea Cock Tee
$60.00
LIMITED EDITION PEA COCK The Pea Cock is a gentle, friendly creature that naturally seeks out companionship from others. When first discovered, Jesse and his team immediately became captivated by their...
Limited Edition Side Bite Zombie Tee
$60.00
A virus has spread throughout the Continent of Carkayous creating Jesse Smith and Dan Hazelton's Side Bite Zombie! “Every 9.2 years a virus spreads throughout Carkayous infecting almost 25% of...
Loose Screw Tattoo Black Monochrome
$24.95
Check out the shirt everyone is talking about featuring the favorite lunatic screw! Be sure to pick one up today! Original Illustration by Jesse Smith & Dan Hazelton Retail fit...
Loose Screw Tattoo Black Monochrome Zip-Up Hoodie
$59.95
Everyone's favorite lunatic screw is now available on a zip-up hoodie! Be sure to grab one today! Original Illustration by Jesse Smith & Dan Hazelton. Classic fit 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester...
Loose Screw Tattoo Pink Monochrome
$24.95
Loose Screw Tattoo is offering an exclusive Women's Tee! Check out the shirt featuring everyone's favorite lunatic screw now in Pink! Be sure to pick one up before they are...
Lopping Owl Women's Tee
$24.95
The Lopping Owl is a creature that holds Carkayous’s deepest, darkest secrets. They were first discovered by Jesse while exploring Durken Forest and have an uncanny ability to mimic human...
Mad Scientist Tee
$24.95
You’d have to be mad not to love this amazing shirt by Jesse Smith. This exclusive Spring 2021 Collection shirt features all-new designs in exciting colorways!“Years ago, a group of scientists were...
Mean Green Interleukin Tee
$40.00
MEAN GREEN INTERLEUKIN All-over printed unisex tee featuring an original Illustration by Jesse Smith & Dan Hazelton with a regular fit and ribbed crew neck. Shirt runs true to size...
Milly the Goat and his Melody Fish
$50.00
"Milly stumbled across Killick Falls lagoon years before the inevitable invasion of the Feral Fish. Back then the Lagoon was a beautiful place and all the inhabitants enjoyed a very...
One Trick Pony Essential Tee
$24.95
Introducing a brand new One Trick Pony tee in this exciting gold and black colorway! Keep your eyes peeled for more variations in the future. Original Illustration by Jesse Smith...
One Trick Pony Horizontal Logo Hat
$29.95
This Spring, we’re stepping up our hat game! As a part of our Spring 2021 Collection, you can pick up an exclusive One Trick Pony Logo snapback. Featuring a high-quality embroidered...
One Trick Pony Logo All Over Print
$59.95
Can’t get enough of One Trick Pony? Well, now you can rock our logo all over with this insanely comfy pullover hoodie! For the best fit, we recommend ordering one...
One Trick Pony Logo Beanie
$24.95
It's getting colder in Carkayous! Stay warm this winter with the essential One Trick Pony logo beanie. Featuring our iconic logo, these hats have an embroidered design that looks great...
One Trick Pony Logo Hat
$29.95
Grab our essential One Trick Pony logo snapback! Featuring our iconic logo, these hats have an embroidered design that looks great on everyone. • 80% acrylic, 20% • Structured, 6-panel,...
One Trick Pony Premium Camo Snapback
$29.95
Have you been on the hunt for the perfect summer hat? Well, you’ve found it! Featuring a high-quality embroidered design, these sleek camo hats are a modern take on a...
One Trick Pony Spring Logo Tee
$24.95
We love our logo! That’s why we’re offering this vibrant new colorway as part of the Spring 2021 Collection. Our designs are printed on Bella + Canvas shirts and feature original...
Pint Glass Good & Evil
Sold Out
Take the battle between good and evil into your own hands. We’ve partnered with TAT2 to release this awesome 16oz pint glass! Designed and printed in the USA Hand wash...
Portfolio Review (15 Minute Slots)
$50.00
Location: Google Meet, Loose Screw Tattoo in Richmond, VA Price: $50 Duration: 15 mins During this portfolio review, Jesse will look through your entire portfolio (20 pics max) and give you his top three...
Premium Pumpkin Puffer Fish
$40.00
PUMPKIN PUFFER FISH All-over printed unisex tee featuring an original Illustration by Jesse Smith & Dan Hazelton with a regular fit and ribbed crew neck. Shirt runs true to size...
Premium Tadpole
$40.00
TADPOLE INTERLEUKIN All-over printed unisex tee featuring an original Illustration by Jesse Smith & Dan Hazelton with a regular fit and ribbed crew neck. Shirt runs true to size and...
Psynda and the Psychobot Feral Fish
$50.00
"To the North of Ferchett's Island, there lies a rather large body of water called the Creotic Sea. This particular body of water houses some of the most dangerous creatures...
